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Top 5 artists this week

Sun, 06 May 2012 12:00:00 GMT

"First they came for the douchebags, and I said nothing because fuck those guys."

Wed, 02 May 2012 01:03:59 GMT

"First they came for the douchebags, and I said nothing because fuck those guys."

–moonpolysoft

Top 5 artists this week

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 12:00:00 GMT

"OH: "brb, got to wash some commits at the laundromad""

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:01:41 GMT

"OH: "brb, got to wash some commits at the laundromad""

–moonpolysoft

"Harden the fuck up, chopper."

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 00:17:01 GMT

"Harden the fuck up, chopper."

–moonpolysoft

"Dear Web Designers: The 47M iOS devices Apple sold last quarter alone DO NOT ..."

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 19:07:52 GMT

"Dear Web Designers: The 47M iOS devices Apple sold last quarter alone DO NOT RUN FLASH. #getthatthroughyourthickskulls"

–treestman

"Man, fuck sendmail, typing m4 just made me get all ragey. I mean really, what..."

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 13:34:05 GMT

"Man, fuck sendmail, typing m4 just made me get all ragey. I mean really, what a fucking god awful piece of trash fucking shithole crap!"

–angrydeveloper

"melancholy and the infinite handoff"

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 22:42:15 GMT

"melancholy and the infinite handoff"

–jrecursive

"Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll solve it." B..."

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 19:34:06 GMT

"Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll solve it." But the Void is inescapable and our short lives are meaningless."

–coda

""If I worked for Oracle, I'd fucking kill myself" -- @pipesec, trying to navi..."

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 23:56:33 GMT

""If I worked for Oracle, I'd fucking kill myself" -- @pipesec, trying to navigate http://t.co/BuLumTo4 #heartsandminds"

–Metlstorm

"Me: so guess what I torrented this weekend? C: what? Me: 45 gigs of Malware....."

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 22:47:11 GMT

"Me: so guess what I torrented this weekend? C: what? Me: 45 gigs of Malware.... C: installing an adobe product?"

–sroberts

Top 5 artists this week

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 12:00:00 GMT

"How to piss off an engineer – don't answer the question."

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 19:50:51 GMT

"How to piss off an engineer – don't answer the question."

–rands

"It took five years, but Erlang has finally ruined me. Using languages with mu..."

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 14:55:41 GMT

"It took five years, but Erlang has finally ruined me. Using languages with mutable data structures now feels like juggling chainsaws."

–pmelin

"I just want to accept the invite. The bar at the top says I'm logged in; your..."

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 23:22:23 GMT

"I just want to accept the invite. The bar at the top says I'm logged in; your error message tells me to fuck my own face. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻"

–coda

"About to seriously lose my shit w.r.t. Google Calendar. Patent troll all you ..."

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 23:20:48 GMT

"About to seriously lose my shit w.r.t. Google Calendar. Patent troll all you want, just don't ship horrible fuckwaste with your name on it."

–coda

"The paperless office will happen not because it's The Future but because ever..."

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 14:37:56 GMT

"The paperless office will happen not because it's The Future but because everyone hates effing printers."

–kevsmith

""There's only a pause during the transition..." Flesh flays off a clattering ..."

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 14:09:48 GMT

""There's only a pause during the transition..." Flesh flays off a clattering skull as it rolls onto the floor."

–moonpolysoft

""We detect network partitions using heartbeat timeouts." Eyes bulge out. Vei..."

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 14:04:24 GMT

""We detect network partitions using heartbeat timeouts." Eyes bulge out. Veins pulse as blood boils at room temperature."

–moonpolysoft

Top 5 artists this week

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 12:00:00 GMT

"FYI, the point of the "PHP is broken" rants is to warn off new coders startin..."

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 05:48:40 GMT

"FYI, the point of the "PHP is broken" rants is to warn off new coders starting *new* codebases. Please God no more new PHP projects. PLEASE"

–codinghorror

"Why don't you just use OpenOffice?" / "Because it segfaults on stage and that..."

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 05:06:41 GMT

"Why don't you just use OpenOffice?" / "Because it segfaults on stage and that makes me hate freedom."

–travisgoodspeed

"Every programming language needs this: http://t.co/1nZI4dsl"

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 22:17:04 GMT

"Every programming language needs this: http://t.co/1nZI4dsl"

–moonpolysoft

"easter monday: singing "kiwi kids are wheetbix kids" to bewildered boyfriend ..."

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 06:43:14 GMT

"easter monday: singing "kiwi kids are wheetbix kids" to bewildered boyfriend while eating wheetAbix (the closest I can get here)"

–mjollnir

Top 5 artists this week

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 12:00:00 GMT

"#1 pet peeve: Hand-waving hard parts of an algorithm or system in a CS paper."

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 12:49:38 GMT

"#1 pet peeve: Hand-waving hard parts of an algorithm or system in a CS paper."

–kevsmith

"Bad news, everybody: Turns out, disassembling Mercury and turning it into a D..."

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 00:38:02 GMT

"Bad news, everybody: Turns out, disassembling Mercury and turning it into a Dyson Sphere is not practical. I'm... http://t.co/hDZ4uh6m"

–jwz

Top 5 artists this week

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 12:00:00 GMT

"OH John Hughes, about to rip someone's ideas apart: "Let me explain your prob..."

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 17:28:07 GMT

"OH John Hughes, about to rip someone's ideas apart: "Let me explain your problem to you..." #erlangfactory"

–mononcqc

"On NRT: A good idea http://t.co/5TeUT4o8"

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 01:36:53 GMT

"On NRT: A good idea http://t.co/5TeUT4o8"

–norightturnnz

"looking at all the random tabs and terminals i had open last night is the mod..."

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 17:19:49 GMT

"looking at all the random tabs and terminals i had open last night is the modern day equivalent of scavenging the battle field the day after"

–joedamato

"Sounds kinda like a demonically possessed Greek Orthodox choir being tossed d..."

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 23:47:04 GMT

"Sounds kinda like a demonically possessed Greek Orthodox choir being tossed down a missile silo with a disgruntled dialup modem."

–Theremina

Top 5 artists this week

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 12:00:00 GMT

"I seriously fucking hate computers. They are the worst."

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 06:24:46 GMT

"I seriously fucking hate computers. They are the worst."

–ambroff

"So, @tnm and I are looking for a name for the long-winded, shallow, and bad "..."

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 20:54:48 GMT

"So, @tnm and I are looking for a name for the long-winded, shallow, and bad "idea proposals" that every technical mailing list gets."

–jmhodges

"What the hell is The Hunger Games."

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 05:37:33 GMT

"What the hell is The Hunger Games."

–SteveStreza

"The portal between production and staging is only opened on midnight of Samha..."

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 03:15:22 GMT

"The portal between production and staging is only opened on midnight of Samhain. #SpookyOps"

–moonpolysoft

Top 5 artists this week

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 12:00:00 GMT

"In software, the problems that _could_ exist seem to often get prioritized ov..."

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 21:34:29 GMT

"In software, the problems that _could_ exist seem to often get prioritized over the problems that _do_ exist, to comedic effect."

–KirinDave

"Send Them Your Money: A campaign to send the RIAA & MPAA billions http://..."

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 10:49:14 GMT

"Send Them Your Money: A campaign to send the RIAA & MPAA billions http://t.co/tljzDIZM #sendthemyourmoney via @jake_gold"

–dznz